I made a video because it’s “comedy week” on Youtube this week.
United States, Canada,
Mexico, Panama,
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru;
Republic Dominican,
Cuba, Carribean,
Greenland, El Salvador too.
Puerto Rico, Columbia,
Venezuela,
Honduras, Guyana, and still;
Guatemala, Bolivia,
then Argentina,
and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
Costa Rica, Belize,
Nicaragua, Bermuda,
Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan;
Paraguay, Uruguay,
Suriname, and
French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.
Norway, and Sweden,
and Iceland, and Finland,
and Germany now one piece;
Switzerland, Austria,
Czechoslovakia,
Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
Poland, Romania,
Scotland, Albania,
Ireland, Russia, Oman;
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia,
Hungary,
Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
There’s Syria, Lebanon,
Israel, Jordan,
both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,
the Netherlands, Luxembourg,
Belgium, and Portugal,
France, England, Denmark, and Spain.
India, Pakistan,
Burma, Afghanistan,
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan;
Kampuchea, Malaysia,
then Bangladesh, Asia,
and China, Korea, Japan.
Mongolia, Laos,
and Tibet, Indonesia,
the Philippine Islands, Taiwan;
Sri Lanka, New Guinea,
Sumatra, New Zealand,
then Borneo, and Vietnam.
Tunisia, Morocco,
Uganda, Angola,
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana;
Mozambique, Zambia,
Swaziland, Gambia,
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.
Burundi, Lesotho,
and Malawi, Togo,
The Spanish Sahara is gone;
Niger, Nigeria,
Chad, and Liberia,
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon.
Tanzania, Somalia,
Kenya, and Mali,
Sierra Leone, and Algier;
Dahomey, Namibia,
Senegal, Libya,
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.
Ethiopia, Guinea_
Bissau, Madagascar,
Rwanda, Mahore[?], and Cayman;
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi,
Qatar, Yugoslavia,
Crete, Mauritania,
then Transylvania,
Monaco, Liechtenstein,
Malta, and Palestine,
Fiji, Australia, Sudan!Still learning this. :D
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
- Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
- Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
- When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
- If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
- Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
- Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
- Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
- Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
- Do not harm little children.
- Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
- When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
satan does not approve of the harming of little kids
satan disproves of rape
satan wants you to treat others the way you want to be treated
hail satan
Satan sounds like a swell guy, actually
Damn Satan you more tolerate than christianity
If he does not stop, destroy him
I’m pretty sure I already live by all these rules
This week on ‘I Didn’t Know I Was A Satanist’
Y’all should be satanists, it’s much better than all the other religions, and you get to wear a cool t-shirt with a goat on!
Youtube commenters could learn a thing or two from rule 8.
“What do you do with your life, Ali?” “Well, I’m currently studying illustration at uni, but mostly I just write gangsta rap about toilets.”
This is a song I wrote a couple of weeks ago and recorded last week.
It’s dedicated to my housemate.
(If you have a loving couple in your home, why don’t you share this with them?)
We can hear you having sex and it’s awkward for everyone,
It’s creeping us all out but we’re glad you’re having fun,
We can all hear you a-ruttin’
and we feel it’s rude to butt in
We can hear you having sex and it’s awkward for everyone.
We just don’t know what to do,
When we hear you from the living room,
I guess it’s perfectly reasonable,
for half-six in the afternoon,
But from your intense canoodling,
could you give us some respite,
It disturbs us in the day and it keeps us all up at night
We can hear you having sex and it’s awkward for everyone,
Seriously, guys, come on I even had my headphones on,
We prefer it if you did it while we’re not in
because these walls are really thin,
We can hear you having sex and it’s awkward for everyone
It’s not like we’re prudes it’s just
we can hear the sound of every thrust
and it’s rather hard to collect one’s thoughts
amidst sweaty pelvic reports
I want to set my ears aflame
when I hear you groan eachother’s name
We can hear you having sex and it’s awkward for everyone
We can hear you having sex and it’s awkward for everyone
Surely there must be a way for us to reach a denouement?
When you’re doing the sideways do-si-do
Just try to keep the volume low
Cause we can hear you having sex and it’s awkward for everyone
We can hear you having sex and it’s awkward for everyone
Maybe think the situation through before you start to get it on
Even if you just put on some tracks
before you make the beast with two backs
We can hear you having sex and it’s awkward for everyone
Text Post
I’m just writing a text post here for you people, because I’m about to post another video and I want to relieve some of the video onslaught that has been occurring.
I don’t really know what to talk about… I’m still finishing up my last year at uni, working on an animation project for my FMP. It’s annoying that I only have this current animation and a book cover I designed for Penguin to show for my efforts this semester.
I’m pretty sure I won’t be exhibiting as an illustrator at my degree show, which is a pain in the arse, but I simply don’t have the work to show. The majority of my illustrative work was produced two years ago and as such is not of a quality level I’m comfortable using to advertise myself with. The stuff I produced last semester is either poor or experimental (and therefore not representative of my actual work).
There was an option to take our work up to London and exhibit at New Designers. I’ve begrudgingly opted out of it. I wanted to go and do it - it’s a great opportunity to expose yourself to potential clients and springboard your career. But I only have animation work to show and, although I enjoy it and wouldn’t mind doing it for pay, it’s not the direction I was aiming for. I feel £200 to show work I’m not totally happy with is just too much of a wasted endeavour - regardless how great an opportunity it is.
Instead I’m going to focus on getting all my uni work finished and handed in; print some business cards; finish my professional website and get it up and running; exhibit my animations at the degree show; then I can get on with the many unfinished projects I’ve had to put to one side because of uni being priority.
Be that revisiting old animations, completing drawings, reviving old comic ideas, shooting videos, working on producing films, collaborative projects with old friends, etc.
Hopefully after uni I will be able to devote my time fully to the things I enjoy making and doing, and thus greatly improve my productivity.
I also, at some point, need to find an opportunity to film myself jumping on the desks at uni. I was trying to do it yesterday (for one of my Youtube videos) but it was unusually busy every time I tried to sneak in.
The human race will be wiped out by easy access to online pornography.
Because it will teach the next generation that the correct way to have intercourse is for the man to pull out at the last minute and (for some mystifying reason) ejaculate all over the woman’s face.
And no more babies will ever be born.
